Published on Aug 12, 2019
Let’s just be real for a second: You’re going to regret ordering the Sofritas over steak, you want a burrito- not a salad, and you’re gonna get guac no matter how much more they charge you for it. This is EVERY CHIPOTLE EVER.
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  • Do ever first vlog every

  • "SHUT UP" (only og fans know what I'm talking about)

  • I was watching the og smosh videos and they are god tier compared to this.

  • Video idea Every pre k/ day care ever

  • Who else misses the old smosh 😔

  • Ideas for some epic “Every [Blank] Ever” vids I thought of: Every CostCo Ever Every Wendy’s Ever Every College Ever Every IHOP Ever Every Kroger Ever Every Aldi Ever

  • 3:58 to 4:10 is what my parents said about me

  • _still waiting for every wendy's ever_

  • Watching those burrito fold failures was painful to watch

  • Who miss the old smosh

  • 6:20 I’m offended cause I’m Hispanic

  • Is it just me when Damien was making the burritos when he said quoting time he had yes watch on him so how does he know when quitting time is

  • 3:09 i feel personally attacked

  • This is filmed like a Wes Anderson film.

  • What if you did an Every 'every blank ever' ever


    • thank god. it's funnier that way

  • I work at chipotle and I relate to the rolling the burrito part... I cant do it to save my life. Maybe that's why I'm the dishwasher 😂💀

  • Can you do every sushi place ever?

  • I've only been to Chipotle once and all of these are true

  • Ec wow like if u get it

  • 😂

  • Idea: every national ________ day ever

  • Who remembers when this was a good channel

  • Did anyone else realize at 6:13 shayne said that this is a "taco bell" but in reality it's Chipotle?

  • 0:01 I’m really loving Its always sunny music 😎

  • 10:37 That’s my fav part by FAR

  • Anthony u probably already heard this but congrats on the mr beast battle royale

    • you'll have to congrat him on his channel since he won't read smosh since leaving smosh 2 years ago

  • Imagine how much food they have destroyed

  • We all love chipotle, we eat it almost everyday or at least 5x a week! Hahahahaha🤣

  • Chipotle is the Starbucks of fast food!

  • You r literally wasting food

  • You should do a every every blank ever ever

  • They should do every bus ever

  • Customer:MORE CHEESE Odd1sout:Would you like lettuce instead?

  • 6:06 Shayne actually spoke good Spanish. And for the record it’s not tor-tilla

  • Wait smosh still exists?

  • I love you guys but it’s no denying these have really declined in quality

  • 1:36 *birds have left the chat*

  • Where is Anthony?

    • where he went after he and Ian sat in a video buried in Smosh's videos 2 years ago explaining that Anthony was leaving smosh forever

  • Who is behind the shut up thing

    • ex smosh guy anthony and still smosh guy ian

  • Shayne speeking spanish made me feel things inside lol

  • What happened to Shanes hair?

  • *“Sir, I don’t know how they do things at H&R Block or wherever chaotic shit hole you work...”* 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • "Tuck it, tuck it...AHHHH!"

  • Hey one of you are in Henry danger s1 episode 2

    • Silas R he was in multiple shows like Icarly,Goldbergs and more

  • Places like these are the reason I eat at home where I know the food wasn't handled by booger picking morons with no change count-back ability. If I wanted to be cooked for and served by millennial idiots I would have hired one.

  • Every chiropractor ever

  • I'm a Mexican

  • Gringos

  • React to mortal kombat theme

  • You should make a every train ever


  • How many every blank ever have they even made?

  • Can you do Every (HOOK)Ever

  • Where’s Anthony

    • per his now 2 and a half year old video with Ian on smosh saying Anthony was leaving smosh forever. and per his explanation videos on his own channel Anthony Padilla. he left smosh

  • 2:07 me when someone hasn't heard creeper aww man

  • Do u know how much food was wasted in this

  • I miss Anthony padilla

    • I doubt he misses it. there are interviews on youtube where he says he stopped finding any meaning with things created at smosh. whereas he's finding a lot of life fulfillment and meaning with the videos he does each week on his channel Anthony padilla

  • Can you guy's make a "Every Waterpark Ever"?


  • Can y’all do Every Papa John Ever



  • This made me hungry for chipotle but it’s 1130pm

  • i work at chipotle, heck you if you get queso, guac, red salsa, AND sour cream in a burrito. That isn't going to roll and you know it.

  • 2:21 see if you can spot the fly

  • The people at Smosh must have the best and craziest “work stories”

  • “I’m not dead yet!” “I’m feeling much better now!”

  • Hi

  • They waste a lot of food

  • Why did Anthony quit Amish he was amazing

    • The amish couldn't handle the tech. and he couldn't handle horse buggy's. they're still not sure how he caused a fireball with a carriage and casks of water

  • H&R Block😂😂🤦🏾‍♀️😂

  • No, Covergirl - - - I dont want your clean collection

  • Who is actually eating chipotle

  • Y did this make me hungry for chipotle

  • Aw man, i was gonna eat that 😭

  • Every cop ever plz

  • i work at chipotle and i can say that burrito wrapping bit was 100% accurate

  • Can y’all plz do every Wendy’s ever

  • *I Got A McDonald And Quit A Job AD XD.*