My First Spray Tan at One of Yelp’s Worst-Rated Tanning Salons | One Star Reviews

Published on May 17, 2019
It’s been a long, long winter, and Taji is ready for the summer. To get a head start on his summer bod, he took to Yelp in search of the lowest rated tanning salon he could find, in order to transform his skin to the perfect shade of orange.
So naturally, he went off to New Jersey to experience the services of a salon that’s tanned iconic celebrities including the cast members of “The Jersey Shore” and “The Real Housewives.”
Unfortunately, Sizzle Tans has received a heap of one star reviews from people claiming to have experienced bad customer service - and subpar tanning results. At the risk of getting burned, Taji went to get a spray tan from one of Yelp’s worst-rated tanning salons to see if the reviews are accurate, or if they could redeem themselves.
Watch more episodes of One Star Reviews with Taji:
Click here to subscribe to VICE:
About VICE:
The Definitive Guide To Enlightening Information. From every corner of the planet, our immersive, caustic, ground-breaking and often bizarre stories have changed the way people think about culture, crime, art, parties, fashion, protest, the internet and other subjects that don't even have names yet. Browse the growing library and discover corners of the world you never knew existed. Welcome to VICE.
Connect with VICE:
Check out our full video catalog:
Videos, daily editorial and more:
More videos from the VICE network: www. vicevideo
Click here to get the best of VICE daily:
Like VICE on Facebook: vice
Follow VICE on Twitter: vice
Follow us on Instagram: vice
The VICE RUvideo Network:
VICE News: ruvideo.infoNews
VICELAND: ruvideo.infoLANDTV
VICE Sports:


  • When New season Coming??

  • Taji, why are your nipples always covered with stars???

  • Song 6:37?

  • I was ORANGE

  • *I was ORANGE*

  • Yo that flame shirt is dope

  • Cringe af😂

  • He turned into a different person

  • *I was orange*

  • He looks like a skinny Ethan Klein

  • You awkward as fuck

  • I think the only thing that got sprayed was the inside of his speedos he wanted her so bad cringey but he is cool tho and also funny in his own wierd way.

  • How many times did she check to see if you was bulging???

  • i can smell the soy from just looking at him

  • whoever edits these needs some kind of award

  • I’m not a robot 6:28 makes robot noise

  • This guy reminds me of Michael Cera

  • You look like Mr.bean in the thumbnail

  • I really wonder why people comment on other's shirt or pants.. I mean let people wear what they want... I don't give a shit if someone's wearing a 90s shirt or 80s .. The funny part is the people who like to comment about other's will be the first all pissed off if they got similar treatment

  • No side effects at all! 10 years later ….. Non Hoskins Lymphoma. That shit is stabilized with the same chemicals on "round up" weed killer. The anti-bacterial agents in that tan is the same chem compound used in anti coagulant in Round Up! DO NOT put this shit on your body, it DOES dry and aureate, you ARE breathing this shit into your resp system.

  • 0:14 Who thought that was what we thought it was....

  • he said “i’m cool with nuts” then she said “😐”

  • He’s so awkward when leaving

  • I can relate to him so much I’m just as or more awkward

  • It’s like an early version of Louis Theroux- minus the sophistication, wit and intelligence. Oh and the height.

  • Omg she maybe too nervous BUT customer service training !

  • fuck this shit is cringe as fuck

  • The effects are so bad they're good

  • I don’t know why people get aggressive once the bad reviews get mentioned. I mean they’re not doing a very good job are they

  • *i was orange*

  • The video was awesome but this comment section is the funniest thing I’ve read all year!! 😂🤣😂


  • Oof. This man sufferzz

  • My mans was trying to spray more than just a tan

  • Bro you a cool dude but you got no game bro

  • why this dude so akward especialy at the end when he was talking to the girl and the akward smiles

  • white people are uncool in all thr shit they're doing bruh lmaoo its like every thing they do is the ultimate goal of becoming black , music , tanning , penis size , everything

  • 8:25 literally cringing so hard

  • Best review ever....

  • he was so happy when he was naked and talking to that girl

  • Dude u are Indian, we are born tan

  • One star reviews is the best thing ever

  • 8:28 the fuck was that?

  • Wow your awkward

  • protect taji at all costs

  • I think his smile is awkwardly fucking adorable!!!!!!

  • This guy is comedic gold. From is outfits and persona to the editing of the videos. Amazing.

  • Did i see him turn red? At the end talking to the babe?

  • Cheapest rip off of Steve Brule EVER. Wtf happened to VICE??? Seriously???!!


  • 5 stars for the host of '1-star Yelp reviews' show. Awesome!


  • The cameraman knows they are digging each other

  • More specifically or only...

  • This bihhh is gonna kill this dude when they get together bruhh

  • you look like a dipped overcooked buffalo wing

  • why does he remind me of shia labeouf

  • I feel like he was awkward on purpose

  • The sexual chemistry between him and the spray tan girl

  • He's already brown