It is the first day of university

Published on Sep 10, 2019
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HERE’S HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GO FROM HERE ON OUT
1. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY HI TO ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO BAKE ME A CAKE SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO RESPECT ME SIDEWAYS, GOT IT?
2. ONLY CUCUMBER FLAVOURED DEODORANT IS PERMISSIBLE FROM NOW ON. ANY OTHER SMELL IS PUTRID AND PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. ITS EITHER THAT OR MY NOSE BARKS AT YOU, GOT THAT?
3.
4. YELLOW IS DISGUSTING.
5. SERIOUSLY, NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD WEAR YELLOW.
6. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
On a real note though, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me for so long. It was around this time of last year that my channel started to gain traction and I am so thankful for this opportunity. As for posting videos goes, I am going to try to get my videos up every Tuesday at 5 PM, but I am not going to make any promises. Also, I am going to be pretty inactive on twitter and instagram from this point forward cause I want to focus on my studies as much as possible (but it’s not like I was that active on there to begin with lol).
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Current sub count: 2, 908, 927
With love,
Jenny Cravitz

Comments

  • U are thicc

  • Am i the only one pausing on 1:32 to see what it says hahaha

  • 166k likes 2.2k dislikes

  • omg dude this is the first video i saw and you are hilarious and I also love the fact that you love physics as much as I do. most people around me don't have half the amount of brain cells required to actually understand it.

  • Just RUvideo 24/7 no need for University.

  • so,,,are you ready to drop out yet?

  • Well Fuck me. My birthday is 4th september

  • Can you show us your dormm

  • Was that Percy Jackson and the lightning thief???

  • Small youtubers who want to help each other out ? I can be active on your account ❤️

  • 3 million cookies soon i'm literally shaking and quaking and crying

  • Imagine that you turned to your window and see your neighbor talking alone with a mini microphone

  • I feel like the brown hair was better

  • Wait so why are u taking calc and algebra at the same time?

    • Alexandria she probably meant linear algebra

  • I just subbed 😘😘😘😘

  • why didn't u get staples from Staples?

  • why does she have so many subjects in university ????

  • Is that intro a Chris Fleming reference because gurl

  • Meanwhile people in Asian Universities be like :😏😏

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  • Get ready to make cookies again

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  • You are a very interesting person.

  • Kim stop taking pictures *I'm going to jail*

  • As a spaniard I have more than five types of cheese in my fridge and it's ok btw not every Spanish person has that much cheese but we make excellent cheese and I love it. does it make sense lol

  • As a spaniard I have more than five types of cheese in my fridge and it's ok btw not every Spanish person has that much cheese but we make excellent cheese and I love it. does it make sense lol

  • yaya I’m here before 3 Million

  • Stop buying textbooks people! Does your school not have them on loan or in the reserve section?

  • Lots of try hard hipsters cook in leather jackets 🤔

  • Why you talk a lot lmao

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  • why am i watching this.. im a grade 8 highschooler who has no probably plan for her future

    • 😂 Sept. 4th is my burthday...

  • OMG PERCY JACKSON

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  • Hi Joana, thank you

  • *throws out Nike Air Force Ones*....

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  • i always wear black on the first day of school to mourn summer i didn’t think anyone in the world did that

  • “Apple piss” 😂😂😂

  • This reconfirms my zero regrets for not going to college.

  • oh my god i did not expect joana to pull out those demonia's.... im jealous

  • Is no one going to talk about how she is a Percy Jackson fan? 4:48

    • Harley Petty ikr!! I died I’m half way through the heroes of olympus series

    • ! I stan. Unpopular opinion - I prefer Magnus Chase

  • 😂 Sept. 4th is my burthday...

  • I just watch 2 old vídeos of her and i am thing i’m in love

  • Anyone know where Joanna is going to uni to?

  • Modern day Mrs. Maisel

  • Eh we have the same glasses frames And type of pencil box, and I started school on the same day but glasses are more important..................I don’t even know if she’s reading this.............anyway next video

  • "calm your meatless titties" DUDE😂😂😂

  • PLEASE USE GLITTERATI LOVE U

  • The dinner making scene is hilarious 😂🤣. Amazing video as always

  • Only losers go to school for formal education.

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  • Sea of monsters is amazing 🙈

  • youre so lucky you have good uni near home

  • was that percy jackson